May 9, 2012   29 notes
I will make this.

iwillbelieveanything:

There is always money in the banana stand.

I will make this.

iwillbelieveanything:

There is always money in the banana stand.

May 7, 2012
This is what my internet search for informal wedding dresses has yielded. Is she marrying America?? I’m so confused. There’s just a lot of awful going on in this photo. (Although it would be oddly Vegas Reno appropriate.)
Please click through to see the amazing “$820.00 SAVINGS!”

This is what my internet search for informal wedding dresses has yielded. Is she marrying America?? I’m so confused. There’s just a lot of awful going on in this photo. (Although it would be oddly Vegas Reno appropriate.)

Please click through to see the amazing “$820.00 SAVINGS!”

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January 30, 2012
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January 30, 2012
My mom bequeathed to me an awesome book on gnomes. I made this lil’ lady into a shrinky-dink today. If I ever get a tattoo of a naked lady, she will be the one.

My mom bequeathed to me an awesome book on gnomes. I made this lil’ lady into a shrinky-dink today. If I ever get a tattoo of a naked lady, she will be the one.

January 30, 2012
I’m kinda obsessing over gnomes lately. And then I found this sweet old photo lurking in the internet.

I’m kinda obsessing over gnomes lately. And then I found this sweet old photo lurking in the internet.

January 11, 2012   169 notes